Showing posts with label the no doe morning show. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the no doe morning show. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Ms. Cat in Drake’s “Best I Ever Had”

Ms. Cat was another one of the models featured in Drake’s “Best I Ever Had” video. Coincidently, she is the current Eye Candy of the Month in XXL. She’s 22 and she’s from Philadelphia. She’s been in all sorts of magazines like Smooth, Straight Stuntin’ and BlackMen’s. Most recently she was also in featured in a Fabolous video. Peep the photos below…


Monday, March 26, 2012

Kim Kardashian To Press Charges Over Flour Bomb Attack



Kim Kardashian is set to press charges against a woman who "flour-bombed" her on the red-carpet last week. The reality star does not want the mystery woman who covered her in the baking product to avoid punishment and thinks she should be held accountable for her actions, reports Tmz.com.
An insider says Kim initially decided against pressing charges because she didn't want to take herself away from her charity event and spend hours speaking with the authorities and giving statements. However, she will be now inform the police of her decision to press charges and go through in detail exactly what happened. In a year that has already seen Hollywood actors Jon Hamm, Daniel Craig and Jason Statham voice their disapproval of the Kardashians, Kim reportedly wants to send out a message that people are entitled to their opinion but must not resort to violence. After playing down the flour-bombing on the red-carpet, Kim later spoke to E! News about the possibility of reversing her decision not to press charges, saying, "'I said earlier no I wasn't. I am just going to think about it, because I don't want someone to think they can really get away with that. So we are going to handle that".
According to Tmz.com, the mystery flour assailant yelled "Fur hag" at Kardashian before launching the flour, which immediately threw the spotlight on Peta (People for the Ethical Treatment for Animals", but a representative for the organization said, "It was not [us]. We were given the video by an anti-fur activist on the scene".

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

The Time LiLo Got It On With A Porn Star While Her Dad Slept Upstairs

If you put on Hazmat-made goggles and dove into my browser history, you’d find a gutter full of foolery including searches for She-Ra helicopter dildos, a few hits to GOOP (know your enemies) and at least ten millions hits to the porn site Reality Kings. Fuck star Voodoo (born name: Alex Torres), who once got in trouble for skydive fucking, is all over that site, so let’s just say that if you lined up a dozen baseball bats, I could tell you which one is his dick. Seriously, you could hit a baseball with it and then use it as a pole vault to launch yourself to second base.
Because Voodoo is a porn star with a peen so large that it can tickle your tonsils and prostate at the same time, it’s not surprising that hos will pay top dollar to take a ride on his King Kong thumb dick. But Voodoo entered BITCH, PLEASE territory the other day when he called into The Jim Richards Show on Toronto’s Newstalk 1010 (via Radar) and insinuated that Lindsay Lohan paid for his services:

exclusive kendra sex tape details

So there’s this guy I know, and he knows everything that happens behind the scenes in porn, and he says that if this tape ever gets released, and if it shows Kendra having sex, it will be because she approved its release and signed contracts allowing it. If she wants to kill the tape, she can. If she doesn’t, she won’t.
This is because of a law called 2257, which is essentially a bookkeeping law. Every performer in a sex tape or porn must certify that they are the ones in the scene and that they were at least 18 years old at the time. Vivid could never release a tape if they couldn’t document who the performers were and that they were legal age. This would be especially relevant to Kendra because she would have been around 18 when the tape was made. Porn is fanatically obsessed over two things: 1. paperwork 2. taking all my money.
If someone does not certify all that, their image will be blurred, like the image of Brandy Ledford, the second girl in the sex tape starring Vince Neil and (Jesse James’ first wife) Janine Lindemulder. Brandy didn’t sign so her face was blurred out.
It’s not clear if Kendra has signed yet but Vivids press release is a pretty good indication that she did or will soon.
The guy I know says it would be amazing if the tape was released as planned at the end of May, because Vivid will want this to play out as long as possible, with pretend negotiating and fake crying going back and forth in the media. I asked about screencaps but apparently no one has seen anything. This thing is locked away like the robot

NBC really loves lying about Conan

Eight years ago, NBC posted a profit of 1.8 billion dollars, but since then it’s been run by bumbling retards who would be required to wear water wings and a football helmet at all time in most states, so this year they will lose over 600 million dollars (source).
As you can tell, they’re not very good with numbers. But if you needed more proof of that…
NBC is pissed at Conan O’Brien and claims he lied during his “60 Minutes” interview.
Network sources tell TMZ Conan was flat out wrong when he said NBC gave him the axe rather than Leno because Jay’s buyout would have been bigger. Sources say the buyouts for Conan and Jay were roughly the same.
For the record, Conan received a buyout worth 32.5 million. Lenos buyout was 150 million.
Now, I’m no mathamagician, and I apologize for all the times I implied I was (I just liked the attention), but I do know that 150 is more than 32. Almost 5 times more, some would say. I also know that NBC is out of their minds to guarantee Leno 150 million dollars. If that dullard is worth 150, if they ever found a guy wearing a silly hat who can wiggle his ears, they would turn the entire network over to him, no questions asked.
(notemy beloved diora baird runs a very cutely entertaining twitter page, and not simply because she’ll occasionally flash her amazing cleavage. you may be wondering what that has to do with conan o brien. well I may be wondering why you’re so gay. NOW who’s asking the questions!)

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Hip-Hop’s royal couple Beyonce & Jay Z

Hip-Hop’s royal couple was spotted out without their little princess Monday night leaving Nobu. But of course new Mommy BeyBey paid tribute with blue nails and a blue dress (sidenote: Does that necklace look kinda like a Dipset chain or are we just starting isht as usual?).

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Eff all them hater's NeNe

What's your opinion of NeNe Leaks? One must wonder how NeNe Leakes even became popular.
Is she really loved by the black population, or is this what television producers want the world to see. Actor Brian White expressed his concern about the images being played over and over again on television.

You've gottah love her. I know I do!
I don't care what they say NeNe, get your paper girl.

The hottest couple in Hollywood's major concern, what is it?

They have all the money. They have all the power. One is a decorated rapper (Jay Z's * FREE VIDEO*) who has been in the game longer than Africa Bambatta (who is Africa Bambatta?) and the other(Beyonce Knowles *FREE VIDEO*) is a super star singer who draws in multitudes of fans. So why are they concerned? They just had a baby(Blue Ivory Carter) and they are worried about how the baby may look when she's all grown up. What do you think?
Blue Ivory Carter is adorable

We still aren't sure if this is the real photo, but oh well

First Will Smith & Jada Pinkett Smith (Baltimore, Md.) Now Jay Z & Beyonce Knowles
                                                                      So... 
                   This is what everyone's been talking about. 
                                           This is the picture 
                   that has everyone concerned for Blue's future.. 
     A computer enhanced photo of Blue Ivory at the age of 18.

Oh Lord please let us all be wrong... For the babies sake!