If you put on Hazmat-made goggles and dove into my browser history, you’d find a gutter full of foolery including searches for
She-Ra helicopter dildos, a few hits to GOOP (know your enemies) and at least ten millions hits to the porn site Reality Kings. Fuck star
Voodoo (born name:
Alex Torres), who once got
in trouble for skydive fucking, is all over that site, so let’s just say that if you lined up a dozen baseball bats, I could tell you which one is his dick. Seriously, you could hit a baseball with it and then use it as a pole vault to launch yourself to second base.
Because Voodoo is a porn star with a peen so large that it can tickle your tonsils and prostate at the same time, it’s not surprising that hos will pay top dollar to take a ride on his King Kong thumb dick. But Voodoo entered BITCH, PLEASE territory the other day when he called into
The Jim Richards Show on Toronto’s Newstalk 1010 (via
Radar) and insinuated that
Lindsay Lohan paid for his services:
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