The Time LiLo Got It On With A Porn Star While Her Dad Slept Upstairs

If you put on Hazmat-made goggles and dove into my browser history, you’d find a gutter full of foolery including searches for She-Ra helicopter dildos, a few hits to GOOP (know your enemies) and at least ten millions hits to the porn site Reality Kings. Fuck star Voodoo (born name: Alex Torres), who once got in trouble for skydive fucking, is all over that site, so let’s just say that if you lined up a dozen baseball bats, I could tell you which one is his dick. Seriously, you could hit a baseball with it and then use it as a pole vault to launch yourself to second base.
Because Voodoo is a porn star with a peen so large that it can tickle your tonsils and prostate at the same time, it’s not surprising that hos will pay top dollar to take a ride on his King Kong thumb dick. But Voodoo entered BITCH, PLEASE territory the other day when he called into The Jim Richards Show on Toronto’s Newstalk 1010 (via Radar) and insinuated that Lindsay Lohan paid for his services:

exclusive kendra sex tape details

So there’s this guy I know, and he knows everything that happens behind the scenes in porn, and he says that if this tape ever gets released, and if it shows Kendra having sex, it will be because she approved its release and signed contracts allowing it. If she wants to kill the tape, she can. If she doesn’t, she won’t.
This is because of a law called 2257, which is essentially a bookkeeping law. Every performer in a sex tape or porn must certify that they are the ones in the scene and that they were at least 18 years old at the time. Vivid could never release a tape if they couldn’t document who the performers were and that they were legal age. This would be especially relevant to Kendra because she would have been around 18 when the tape was made. Porn is fanatically obsessed over two things: 1. paperwork 2. taking all my money.
If someone does not certify all that, their image will be blurred, like the image of Brandy Ledford, the second girl in the sex tape starring Vince Neil and (Jesse James’ first wife) Janine Lindemulder. Brandy didn’t sign so her face was blurred out.
It’s not clear if Kendra has signed yet but Vivids press release is a pretty good indication that she did or will soon.
The guy I know says it would be amazing if the tape was released as planned at the end of May, because Vivid will want this to play out as long as possible, with pretend negotiating and fake crying going back and forth in the media. I asked about screencaps but apparently no one has seen anything. This thing is locked away like the robot

SEX TAPE SCANDAL

The fact that Kendra orchestrated a magazine cover to come out the very same day Vivid announced they have a Kendra sex tape should tell you everything you need to know about who is behind this. And if that doesn’t the legal stuff should. And if that doesn’t maybe the fact that she tried to sell the very same tapes will…

Documents acquired by Radar confirm that the Playboy pinup was in the process of releasing the tapes herself a year and a half ago! According to the documents, a company (which Wilkinson would own and control) would be formed and Wilkinson’s team would shop the tape around soliciting offers. Wilkinson would also be able to mandate how the tape would be edited before it was sent to potential buyers.
While several media outlets cited sources claiming the blonde beauty is “devastated” and “humiliated” by the tapes potentially going public and worried it will harm her marriage to Hank Baskett, Radar also learned that Wilkinson was figuring out a way to release them herself well into her relationship with the professional football player and even after the couple’s engagement was announced.

I like Kendra a lot, so it sucks to point out that she’s lying. If she was trying to sell this movie last year, and someone “betrayed” her and sold the movie to Vivid this year, how many damn copies of this thing are there? Did she just sit down one day a burn a bunch of copies? Will aspiring teen models make a sex tape with you if you give them a copy for their demo reel or something? Because if so I need to place an ad in Variety immediately.

Ashton Kutcher & Sara Leal, what a doosie... Sorry Demi Moore

Looks like Ashton Kutcher might have cheat on 47-year-old Demi Moore with a younger woman. Reportedly, 21-year-old Brittney Jones from California tells Star Magazine that she had sex with Ashton Kutcher after meeting him in July at Lucky Strikes bowling alley in Hollywood.
Ashton Kutcher denies the affair tweeting, “I think Star Magazine calling me a cheater qualifies as deflemation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees.”
Rumor has it, however, that Ashton Kutcher is happy, but restless and wants more out of life. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are celebrating 5 years of marriage.

Ashton Kutcher & Sara Leal

Nice rack Sara Leal

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