The Lady aint all that damn crazy!

          In case you care about Lady Gaga and her future plans…

Though she’s already the self-proclaimed Mother Monster to her millions of fans, Lady Gaga does envision herself having her own brood of Little Monsters in the future – just not yet. The controversy-stirring singer, 25, opened up to Oprah Winfrey on “Oprah’s Next Chapter” and declared that she is looking forward to the wonders of motherhood.
“I want kids, I want a soccer team,” she told the talk show host, of her desire to have a large family. “And I want a husband. Well, I’m being superfluous. I don’t want to have one kid. I want to have a few. “I want to experience that,” she said, making an imaginary baby bump with her hands, before quickly adding, “but not yet.”
Gaga, real name Stefani Germanotta, also told Oprah that their chat would be her last media interview for a while, and admitted that she is trying to be diligent about restricting her own media intake. “The latest thing I do is I don’t read a damn thing,” she said of her decision to avoid tabloids. “No press, no television, if my mom calls and says, ‘Did you hear about?’ I don’t want to know nothing about anything that is going on in relation to music.
“I shut it all off.” Gaga was joined by her mother, Cynthia Germanotta, for a portion of the interview, and the older Germanotta recalled Gaga’s first gig as her onstage persona. “When Gaga started emerging when she was performing – I think it was at Joe’s Pub downtown – and she was in her bikini performing Lady Starlight and decided that night to be heavy metal, to light hairspray on fire,” Germanotta said of her daughter’s debut.
“Some people left when that happened and a lot of people stayed and thought it was cool, but her father and I were like, honestly, I think she has a screw loose.”